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I'm getting sick and tired
of being shot at
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by your dumb, stupid
little toy cannon.
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As a matter of fact,
I never want to hear it again.
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Ever!
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Magnum, how the heck are you?
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A friend of yours?
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He's a commando, Higgins.
We knew him in Nam.
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Tyler Peabody McKinney.
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What are you here for, Tyler?
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You remember that execution
I was talking about?
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Well, it wasn't just mine.
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It was J.J. Quincannon's, too.
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I managed to skate it,
but they still got J.J.
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- Who's "they"?
- The Viets.
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And that's why I'm here.
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I want you guys to come
back with me and get him out.
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For you gentlemen
are asking me and my crew
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to risk our lives
on a dangerous journey
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into a remote part of the country,
where there is no law.
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I'm fine. Just fine.
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What's wrong with him?
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He was wondering
if it was pre-ordained
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that we were supposed
to die in Southeast Asia.
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We've been set up.
They want the guns.
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Any ideas?
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Nope.
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Me either.
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Higgins!
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That just missed me!
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Death to the papists!
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Reach for the sky, Wellington,
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because you and the entire
British Army are history.
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I most certainly am not history,
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and it is General Wellington.
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Furthermore, this deviation from
the battle plan is a travesty of history.
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You, Magnum,
as the frog General Lejeune,
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were supposed to attack
from the right flank,
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not cravenly sneak up
behind me, the noble duke.
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But then, duke, I wouldn't
have been able to capture you.
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That is precisely the point.
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Why even attempt to recreate
the Battle of Salamanca,
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if you and your revisionist
friends refuse to play by the rules?
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- Good question.
- It's not a rhetorical one.
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If I am to prove my theory
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that General Lejeune was
culpable for the French defeat
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at the monthly meeting of the
Anglo-Franco-Hawaiian War Society,
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I have...
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Come on, guys, war's over.
Let's go celebrate.
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Magnum. Magnum, wait!
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No. We quit.
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- You can't.
- Why not?
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If we can't play to win,
we won't play.
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Magnum, I beg you to think of
the consequence of this rash action.
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We just did.
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Yeah.
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Besides, I don't know
why we let you con us
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into playing this dumb game anyway.
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Con?
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Con?
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As I recall, Rick,
the reason you are here,
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indeed the reason you are all here
playing this dumb game,
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and will be here tonight for an
after-dinner board version of same,
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is because if you were not,
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you would at this very moment
be explaining to the club directors
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a highly questionable
expenditure
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to an establishment known as
Edie's House of Ecstasy.
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Your job, Rick, and your
club privileges would be,
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as you so quaintly put it,
history.
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Higgins, that's not fair.
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Fair? Magnum, war is not fair.
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But that's not the point, is it?
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- That...
- Stripper.
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- Was for T.C.'s birthday.
- On club premises.
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After hours.
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And besides, she wasn't
a stripper, she was...
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- Irrelevant.
- No, she was more of...
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Highly irrelevant.
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Well, so is
your Battle of Salamander.
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Salamanca.
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Irrelevant!
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The point is, Higgins, you can
blackmail us into being your toy soldiers,
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you can blackmail us into
playing your dumb board games,
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but we draw the line
at indiscriminate slaughter.
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I mean, you're not even giving
us the slightest chance of winning.
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Of course not. That would
be historically inaccurate.
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Well, historically inaccurate
or not,
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I'm getting sick and tired
of being shot at
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by your dumb, stupid
little toy cannon.
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As a matter of fact, I never
want to hear it again. Ever!
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Bang, bang, Magnum.
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Guys.
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Tyler.
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Tyler McKinney.
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Magnum, how the hell are you?
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Sorry I asked.
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Give me a hand.
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Where you been, Tyler?
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Been to an execution.
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Anybody we know?
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Mine.
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Well, I guess somebody
messed up, then.
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I've been missing you all, too.
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Got anything to drink?
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Certainly not.
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And I demand an explanation.
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Okay, General,
just don't slug me, too.
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Go ahead, Higgins.
Belt him if you want.
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How did you get on this estate?
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Very nearly in my sleep.
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He's a commando, Higgins.
We knew him in Nam.
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All true.
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And I apologize for
shooting off your cannon, sir.
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But considering the target,
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it was sort of irresistible.
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Quite.
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Tyler Peabody McKinney.
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Jonathan Quayle Higgins.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Now, how about that drink?
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Chateau Marquand, 1961.
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A truly spectacular year.
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Damn straight.
Spent it in the Congo.
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So did I.
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Is that so?
Who were you with?
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I was attached to the
United Nations Peacekeeping Force.
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No kidding.
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Maybe you was
the limey that shot me.
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Perhaps.
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Whoever it was, too bad his
aim wasn't a little bit straighter.
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If it was, maybe Cam Ly
never would've happened.
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Is that it?
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Is that what's eating you guys?
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You're still holding
Cam Ly over my head?
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No. What are you here for, Tyler?
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If you just blew into town to
share a couple of glasses of wine
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and some old war stories,
I'd just as soon pass.
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You coming, guys?
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Yeah.
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Magnum, we're not finished
with our business.
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Maybe you aren't,
Higgins. I am.
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Hold it. Whoa!
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I got one-eighth of my
brain shot off at Cam Ly.
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My freaking brain.
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We're talking six grams
of epoxy in there.
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I overheard the medic
pronouncing me dead.
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Yeah, I remember Cam Ly,
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and I'm sorry.
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So's Eddie Miller.
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What are you here for, Tyler?
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You remember that execution
I was talking about?
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Well, it wasn't just mine.
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It was J.J. Quincannon's, too.
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I managed to skate it,
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but they still got J.J.
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Who's "they"?
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The Viets.
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Got him in a hole in Cambodia.
Place called Chong Ker.
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And that's why I'm here.
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I want you guys to come
back with me and get him out.
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What do you say, guys?
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I need you.
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This is the most goony thing
I've ever heard.
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We could get killed.
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You could get killed
getting out of a bathtub.
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But not shot.
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Sort of depends on who's
bathtub he's getting out of.
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That's exactly the kind of logic
that's always gotten you into trouble.
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I ain't saying this isn't trouble.
It's for J.J.
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Nevertheless, Cambodia is
a foreign and hostile country,
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at this moment occupied
by the Vietnamese Army.
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That's not the point, Higgins.
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The point is, our business
there is long since over.
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It's as much history
as your Battle of Salamander.
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Salamanca.
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You know what I mean.
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It doesn't matter.
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It's not history to an Air Force
captain named Lloyd Woodley.
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He's been MIA since 1971.
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Me and J.J. heard
through some friendlies inside
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that he was being held
at a hamlet
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near the juncture of the
Cambodian, Laotian, Thai borders.
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And you and J.J. just
cakewalked right on in there.
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That's right.
Only we was set up.
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Instead of Woodley, we was met by
a martinet major and a firing squad.
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Why then have you come
to Magnum and his friends
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for what is ostensibly a...
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CIA operation?
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'Cause I ain't CIA.
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I'm just a guy with a small
airplane charter in Southeast Asia.
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I still hear things
every now and then,
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and, yeah, I like to keep
my hand in the game.
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I like the action.
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But more important,
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I guess
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I still give a damn.
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Come on, Magnum, tell me.
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What have you been doing
with your time?
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Snooping keyholes?
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Making Hawaii safe for
the divorcées? Having fun?
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I don't have to justify to you
what I do with my life.
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I ain't asking you to.
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All I know is, whatever you're
doing now, it ain't the action.
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The action's over.
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The hell it is.
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And you guys.
Look at you.
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Still trying to hold on to it,
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but you're not really sure how.
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I mean,
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you're still flying, ain't you?
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Tourists?
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Hey, that's my business.
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You're business used to be
being one of the best combat pilots
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in Southeast Asia.
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Maybe the best.
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And you, Orville.
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Still wheeling
and dealing, ain't you?
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Still looking for the action.
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You used to find it squeezing an
M60 out the side door of a slick.
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And you was
the best guy I ever seen
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at going behind the lines and
coming back with the scalps.
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You know, you was all good.
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And that's why I'm here.
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You was good,
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and now you're
sitting on your butts
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letting the action pass you by.
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We're not letting
the action pass us by.
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We're facing reality,
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putting those times to rest.
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Then what are you wearing that SEAL cap
and that MIA bracelet on your wrist for?
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I just spent two-and-a-half days
on an airplane. I'm tired.
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I don't have time or the
inclination to argue with you guys.
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I'm not here to rehash Cam Ly.
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I'm here now
about J.J. Quincannon.
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The same J.J. Quincannon
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who covered our rears when we
evacuated Binh Loc, remember?
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And the same J.J. Quincannon
who came roaring in
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with that squad of Montagnards.
You remember that one?
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When those crud ARVN officers
were gonna blow us away,
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after we caught them
stealing that payroll?
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Yeah, him.
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And the same J.J. Quincannon
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who talked those Air Force
bozos out of homicide,
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when Orville here got us into that
little altercation outside of a Saigon bar.
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J.J. needs our help,
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and that's all
I'm gonna say about it.
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I'm through talking.
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Thanks for your hospitality.
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And if any of you
want to join me,
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be at Hangar 12 at 0600,
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'cause I'm going back for him.
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Well, good night, gentlemen.
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Good night, Higgie.
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You know,
I still think it's goony.
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He's absolutely right, you know.
255
00:17:26,409 --> 00:17:28,244
At this point in our...
256
00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:31,247
Your lives,
an adventure like this is
257
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,499
patently absurd, isn't it?
258
00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:36,794
Well, then, good night.
259
00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:38,421
Magnum, lock up, will you?
260
00:17:38,754 --> 00:17:40,047
Right.
261
00:17:41,632 --> 00:17:43,176
Lunch at the club?
262
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:47,096
Oh, no.
No, I can't tomorrow.
263
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,301
I have a meeting
with my accountant,
264
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:53,019
and we have to talk over
some tax shelters that he...
265
00:17:53,686 --> 00:17:56,022
Yeah, maybe I can go,
if I'm back
266
00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:58,107
from the Miss Pineapple
prelims in time.
267
00:17:58,191 --> 00:18:00,193
Right. I forgot.
268
00:18:00,276 --> 00:18:03,779
It's no big deal. I gotta take
my TV into the shop anyway.
269
00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:05,531
I gotta wash the Ferrari.
270
00:18:06,699 --> 00:18:08,493
I'll just hook up
with you guys later.
271
00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:10,119
Yeah, later.
272
00:18:10,703 --> 00:18:12,163
Good night.
273
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,347
Tyler.
274
00:19:12,974 --> 00:19:14,600
Morning, Magnum.
275
00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:16,185
Let's do it.
276
00:19:16,811 --> 00:19:19,105
- How long?
- Two weeks.
277
00:19:19,188 --> 00:19:21,774
Two weeks from now, you'll
be sitting on some barstool
278
00:19:21,857 --> 00:19:25,111
telling outrageous lies
to some beautiful blonde
279
00:19:25,194 --> 00:19:29,448
about T.S. Magnum's
great Cambodian raid.
280
00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,326
That gonna be okay with you?
281
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:34,787
Getting J.J. home
is gonna be okay with me.
282
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,247
You got it.
283
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:42,753
Look, I know you're
not here 'cause of me.
284
00:19:43,004 --> 00:19:44,964
Doesn't make any difference.
285
00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:49,427
I appreciate it just the same.
286
00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:54,432
What about Orville
and T.C.?
287
00:19:54,682 --> 00:19:55,641
I don't know.
288
00:19:56,142 --> 00:19:57,518
You didn't talk to them?
289
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:03,482
Hey, more action left for us.
290
00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:17,955
Out of sight.
291
00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:26,547
Tower, this is November
one-six-two Echo,
292
00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:28,633
requesting permission for take off.
293
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:32,094
By the way, guys, I fixed
breakfast for you up here.
294
00:20:32,219 --> 00:20:33,679
Check the galley.
295
00:20:33,929 --> 00:20:35,640
You knew we were coming?
296
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,600
Either that, or he was
real hungry.
297
00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:45,650
This is November one-six-two Echo,
requesting permission for take off.
298
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,444
I got the assistant manager
covering
299
00:20:48,694 --> 00:20:51,572
the Miss Pineapple
prelims for me,
300
00:20:52,365 --> 00:20:54,367
and for the rest of the month.
301
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,243
How about you?
302
00:20:56,952 --> 00:20:59,538
Got this sign that says,
"Gone fishing."
303
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,875
I told Higgins
I was going to Maui.
304
00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:06,087
...altimeter one-seven-five,
305
00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:08,339
wind three-four-zero at 60.
306
00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:10,132
Roger.
307
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:14,178
Fasten your seatbelts, guys.
We're on a slow boat to Bangkok.
308
00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:21,394
Who's that?
309
00:21:27,983 --> 00:21:29,610
Maui, indeed.
310
00:21:30,569 --> 00:21:32,029
I'm sorry I'm late,
311
00:21:32,113 --> 00:21:34,865
but I had to make arrangements with
the staff for the upkeep of the estate.
312
00:21:34,949 --> 00:21:36,117
If you'll lend me a hand...
313
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,411
Higgins, what are you
doing here?
314
00:21:38,661 --> 00:21:41,122
- Joining this expedition.
- Now, if you'll...
315
00:21:41,288 --> 00:21:43,040
Whoa, whoa. Hold it.
You're just too, too...
316
00:21:43,082 --> 00:21:46,127
Too what? Too old?
Too sedentary? Rubbish.
317
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:48,170
Now, wait a second.
That's not what I said.
318
00:21:48,254 --> 00:21:49,653
It's just that
it's not your battle.
319
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:52,049
Nonsense.
I believe in your cause,
320
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:55,803
and I believe that I can be of invaluable
assistance in its successful execution.
321
00:21:55,886 --> 00:21:58,264
This guide you were talking
about picking up in Bangkok,
322
00:21:58,389 --> 00:22:00,057
for the trip up the river
and beyond?
323
00:22:00,141 --> 00:22:01,475
Well, that won't be
necessary now.
324
00:22:01,559 --> 00:22:03,436
You see, I was with
the French forces in '53,
325
00:22:03,519 --> 00:22:05,521
and I'm quite familiar
with the entire region.
326
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:07,523
Oh, come on,
Higgie baby, you couldn't...
327
00:22:07,606 --> 00:22:10,317
As a matter of fact, I was the
chief consultant to Rand McNally
328
00:22:10,443 --> 00:22:12,278
when they updated the map.
329
00:22:14,530 --> 00:22:16,907
Now, shall we get cracking?
330
00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:22,663
Magnum?
331
00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:02,703
What are you guys
all droopy-jawed for?
332
00:23:02,828 --> 00:23:05,873
I mean, hell,
we're gonna kick some butt.
333
00:23:41,283 --> 00:23:43,452
This place bring back
memories, or what?
334
00:23:43,536 --> 00:23:46,330
Yep. I once had a week's RandR here.
335
00:23:46,455 --> 00:23:48,833
Everybody's had
a week's RandR here.
336
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:50,626
Where's Thomas and Higgins?
337
00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,671
They're in the cab behind us.
Don't worry, they'll be here.
338
00:23:56,048 --> 00:23:58,968
Do you realize, Magnum,
that in the last 30 years
339
00:23:59,051 --> 00:24:03,222
the price of a taxi has
jumped 312%?
340
00:24:05,081 --> 00:24:08,727
Well, apparently everything
else has remained the same.
341
00:24:09,937 --> 00:24:12,273
But perhaps you wouldn't
realize that.
342
00:24:12,815 --> 00:24:14,483
No, I've been here.
343
00:24:14,942 --> 00:24:16,235
Here?
344
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:20,322
It's like I just
stepped back in time.
345
00:24:21,323 --> 00:24:22,950
Quite.
346
00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:24,827
Monsieur Higgins.
347
00:24:26,954 --> 00:24:28,122
Merci.
348
00:24:29,915 --> 00:24:33,210
Just as in 1953,
the staff still speaks French.
349
00:24:33,335 --> 00:24:35,838
As I say,
some things never change.
350
00:24:36,463 --> 00:24:38,382
Indeed, the Hotel Royale
has been
351
00:24:38,465 --> 00:24:41,844
home to three generations
of soldiers in Southeast Asia.
352
00:24:42,303 --> 00:24:45,806
Come, Magnum. After we freshen up,
I'll buy you a gin and tonic.
353
00:24:46,515 --> 00:24:50,728
I wonder if Pierre still tends bar
in the Parisian Room?
354
00:24:52,897 --> 00:24:55,566
At least you'll
enjoy the orchestra.
355
00:24:55,816 --> 00:24:58,027
Tasteful and civilized.
356
00:25:49,018 --> 00:25:52,164
I don't wanna get burned.
You understand?
357
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:55,292
I have no wish to see
you on fire, Mr. Tyler.
358
00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:56,543
Good.
359
00:25:56,669 --> 00:25:58,879
Then you won't mind if I pay you
360
00:25:59,004 --> 00:26:02,758
half when we shove off and
half when we reach Ban Li upriver.
361
00:26:02,841 --> 00:26:04,176
That I do mind,
362
00:26:04,385 --> 00:26:07,554
for you gentlemen
are asking me and my crew
363
00:26:07,638 --> 00:26:10,724
to risk our lives
on a dangerous journey
364
00:26:10,849 --> 00:26:14,144
into a remote part of the country,
where there is no law.
365
00:26:14,228 --> 00:26:16,772
Just Vietnamese,
366
00:26:16,855 --> 00:26:18,691
Khmer Rouge,
367
00:26:18,899 --> 00:26:22,111
and private armies
of the opium warlords.
368
00:26:22,528 --> 00:26:27,366
Besides,
I do not know of Ban Li.
369
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:29,284
We do.
370
00:26:33,205 --> 00:26:36,500
Half now, half later.
371
00:26:41,547 --> 00:26:43,424
If you don't show up,
372
00:26:43,632 --> 00:26:44,925
I'll find you
373
00:26:45,884 --> 00:26:49,763
and I'll hurt you so bad your
ancestors will scream for mercy.
374
00:26:53,892 --> 00:26:56,061
Half now.
375
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:17,916
Meet me at Nang Rong Canal
at dawn.
376
00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:22,379
You and your tourist friends.
377
00:27:28,844 --> 00:27:30,387
We're on our way.
378
00:27:31,972 --> 00:27:34,058
Who's bankrolling you, Tyler?
379
00:27:34,558 --> 00:27:35,851
Me.
380
00:27:36,518 --> 00:27:38,145
And the CIA?
381
00:27:38,979 --> 00:27:42,775
Would they trust me
with guns and money?
382
00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:45,652
This whole operation
is mine, Magnum.
383
00:27:45,736 --> 00:27:46,987
Ours.
384
00:27:47,446 --> 00:27:50,657
I make pretty good money
flying people around these parts.
385
00:27:50,783 --> 00:27:52,493
Sometimes I don't know who,
386
00:27:52,659 --> 00:27:55,412
and a lot of times I don't know
exactly where until the last minute,
387
00:27:55,496 --> 00:27:57,623
just like
this riverboat captain.
388
00:27:57,748 --> 00:28:00,918
The point is, I keep my mouth shut,
I don't ask questions,
389
00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:03,003
and I get paid pretty good.
390
00:28:03,212 --> 00:28:05,255
Right now, this operation,
391
00:28:05,339 --> 00:28:08,884
I want to start paying back those
jokers who set me and J.J. up.
392
00:28:09,009 --> 00:28:10,344
And I want to get him out,
393
00:28:11,261 --> 00:28:13,972
and the MIA Woodley,
if he's there.
394
00:28:14,723 --> 00:28:17,768
Listen, I don't think
you guys would really be here
395
00:28:17,893 --> 00:28:19,603
if you didn't believe me, right?
396
00:28:21,313 --> 00:28:23,565
Maybe it's a little less
believing in you
397
00:28:23,649 --> 00:28:25,692
and a little more
believing in J.J.
398
00:28:27,653 --> 00:28:29,029
Whatever.
399
00:28:29,530 --> 00:28:31,156
We're gonna have a blast.
400
00:28:31,406 --> 00:28:33,659
No, we won't have a blast.
401
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:39,248
See that man over there?
402
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,542
He's been a professional
soldier all his life.
403
00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:43,168
He doesn't know J.J.
404
00:28:43,293 --> 00:28:46,255
But he's probably known a dozen others
just like him, and that's why he's here.
405
00:28:46,338 --> 00:28:48,507
He's not here to have a blast.
406
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:53,011
He's here because he's getting
older and he's missing the action.
407
00:28:55,347 --> 00:28:57,683
And Rick and T.C. in there,
408
00:28:57,891 --> 00:29:00,602
half their lives have gone
by since they were doing this.
409
00:29:00,894 --> 00:29:03,188
They just want to diddy-bop
one more time.
410
00:29:03,272 --> 00:29:04,940
You gonna tell me I'm lying?
411
00:29:06,275 --> 00:29:07,818
And you.
412
00:29:08,068 --> 00:29:10,445
You don't have to be
creeping up on middle age
413
00:29:10,654 --> 00:29:12,322
to feel old, do you?
414
00:29:14,783 --> 00:29:18,370
I'll be at your guys' door
at 0500. Be ready.
415
00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:22,332
And don't get
too fugazi tonight,
416
00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:25,043
'cause tomorrow
it starts getting real.
417
00:29:38,807 --> 00:29:40,517
Hey, hey, hey.
418
00:29:45,981 --> 00:29:47,316
What did she say?
419
00:29:47,399 --> 00:29:50,485
She said that from the right side
you look exactly like Dustin Hoffman.
420
00:29:51,445 --> 00:29:52,821
Are you sure?
421
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:54,907
Of course I am.
I'm very fluent.
422
00:30:01,838 --> 00:30:04,750
Wait. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
423
00:30:06,418 --> 00:30:08,170
Higgins, what did you
say to them?
424
00:30:08,253 --> 00:30:09,838
We were just about
to have some fun.
425
00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:12,341
You heard what she said.
She said I looked like Dustin Hoffman.
426
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:14,760
From the right side.
427
00:30:15,719 --> 00:30:18,555
Rick, we shove off at 5:00.
428
00:30:19,389 --> 00:30:20,641
In the morning?
429
00:30:20,849 --> 00:30:21,975
Mmm-hmm.
430
00:30:26,438 --> 00:30:28,106
Yeah. I'll be ready.
431
00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:29,483
Good show.
432
00:30:33,779 --> 00:30:35,280
I'm fine.
433
00:30:36,281 --> 00:30:37,783
Just fine.
434
00:30:48,919 --> 00:30:50,295
What's wrong with him?
435
00:30:58,428 --> 00:31:00,681
He was wondering
if it was pre-ordained
436
00:31:00,764 --> 00:31:03,892
that we were supposed
to die in Southeast Asia.
437
00:31:06,103 --> 00:31:09,189
Then the girls came
and kind of cheered him up.
438
00:31:11,275 --> 00:31:12,859
I don't know.
439
00:31:13,652 --> 00:31:15,862
Guess I'll go
help him to his room.
440
00:31:16,071 --> 00:31:18,031
See you guys in the morning.
441
00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,576
See you in the morning.
442
00:31:23,328 --> 00:31:24,830
Higgins, wait a minute.
443
00:31:24,913 --> 00:31:26,415
Well, shouldn't we turn in?
444
00:31:27,374 --> 00:31:30,085
What did that girl
really say to Rick?
445
00:31:33,005 --> 00:31:36,049
She said she was looking
in the eyes of a dead man.
446
00:32:06,529 --> 00:32:08,165
Tools of the trade.
447
00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:12,711
HandK MP5. That's what
we use nowadays.
448
00:32:12,836 --> 00:32:14,087
We?
449
00:32:14,171 --> 00:32:16,548
The generic we, of course.
450
00:32:17,424 --> 00:32:20,218
Whole new generation
of assault weapons.
451
00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:23,221
We started testing them
when we got kicked out of Nam.
452
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:24,514
Shame.
453
00:32:24,723 --> 00:32:26,016
Hardly.
454
00:32:26,141 --> 00:32:30,103
I'd be perfectly satisfied with
a good old reliable Sten gun.
455
00:32:30,354 --> 00:32:33,273
It sometimes seems that
the only reason we have wars
456
00:32:33,357 --> 00:32:36,151
is to develop new
weapons for the next one.
457
00:32:36,902 --> 00:32:38,820
What else you got in there?
458
00:32:39,029 --> 00:32:41,073
A whole candy store, T.C.
459
00:32:41,156 --> 00:32:42,657
Try a 91.
460
00:32:44,242 --> 00:32:46,078
You'll like this one, Magnum.
461
00:32:46,286 --> 00:32:47,954
Eighteen-round.
462
00:32:48,622 --> 00:32:50,374
Armor-piercing.
463
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:55,045
Israeli Galils. Anything you want.
Take your pick.
464
00:32:55,295 --> 00:32:57,005
What about the chopper?
465
00:32:57,255 --> 00:33:00,175
Loach.
Meet us at Ban Li.
466
00:33:00,550 --> 00:33:03,595
Swoop in, then say bye-bye.
No sweat.
467
00:33:04,262 --> 00:33:06,431
Then why World War III here?
468
00:33:09,434 --> 00:33:10,852
You never know.
469
00:34:07,325 --> 00:34:09,202
Boy, do I have a headache.
470
00:34:10,287 --> 00:34:11,830
Too much booze.
471
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,086
You don't suppose this guy
makes bloody marys, do you?
472
00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:20,255
I doubt it.
473
00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:24,676
Haven't seen you
hungover in a long time.
474
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:28,346
You haven't seen me get up at 5:00
in the morning in a long time, either.
475
00:34:28,555 --> 00:34:29,806
But I'm okay.
476
00:34:33,101 --> 00:34:34,352
Sure?
477
00:34:34,603 --> 00:34:36,021
Sure, I'm sure.
478
00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:41,234
What are you looking at me
so strange like that for?
479
00:34:41,359 --> 00:34:42,819
I said I'm fine.
480
00:34:43,111 --> 00:34:44,404
Okay.
481
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,365
What's the matter with you?
482
00:34:47,991 --> 00:34:49,201
Nothing.
483
00:34:49,367 --> 00:34:50,994
I guess I was just
484
00:34:51,578 --> 00:34:53,455
thinking about J.J.
485
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:56,249
We're all thinking
about J.J., Thomas.
486
00:34:59,544 --> 00:35:02,255
Maybe I was thinking
about Cam Ly, too.
487
00:35:06,343 --> 00:35:08,386
I'm trying not to.
488
00:35:22,776 --> 00:35:25,654
Motor dead.
We fix. One hour.
489
00:35:46,216 --> 00:35:48,134
Two hours.
490
00:35:49,177 --> 00:35:51,263
T.C., maybe you can
help them.
491
00:35:52,931 --> 00:35:54,391
Yeah.
492
00:35:54,933 --> 00:35:57,060
I knew I was here
for some reason.
493
00:36:09,948 --> 00:36:11,324
Oh, no.
494
00:36:12,284 --> 00:36:13,535
Son of a...
495
00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:28,550
Vietnamese?
496
00:36:28,717 --> 00:36:30,218
No, Thai bandits.
497
00:36:32,178 --> 00:36:34,014
We've been set up.
They want the guns.
498
00:36:34,139 --> 00:36:37,058
And that's just what
we're gonna give them!
499
00:36:39,352 --> 00:36:40,520
Break!
500
00:36:44,149 --> 00:36:45,650
Thomas, I got one!
501
00:37:14,346 --> 00:37:15,639
Keep capping.
502
00:37:15,722 --> 00:37:17,724
Break right above the water line.
503
00:37:57,222 --> 00:37:58,973
Relax, pilgrim.
504
00:38:01,101 --> 00:38:02,602
I relax.
505
00:38:11,461 --> 00:38:12,612
Suragit!
506
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,533
McKinney!
507
00:38:16,658 --> 00:38:19,285
Hallelujah, boys.
I think we're gonna make it.
508
00:38:23,707 --> 00:38:25,917
Actually, I have
no doubt about it,
509
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,544
or, I should say, very little.
510
00:38:27,752 --> 00:38:30,130
Higgins, will you quit talking
and tell me what to do?
511
00:38:30,255 --> 00:38:32,173
I can't very well stop talking
and still tell you what to do.
512
00:38:32,257 --> 00:38:33,425
Higgins, please.
513
00:38:33,508 --> 00:38:36,511
I remember the first time I was
forced to transfuse blood in this manner.
514
00:38:36,589 --> 00:38:38,012
Korea, '51.
515
00:38:38,096 --> 00:38:40,724
Turkish chap had been cut
down from behind by a sniper.
516
00:38:40,932 --> 00:38:43,309
We were pinned down for
two days in a frozen rice paddy
517
00:38:43,435 --> 00:38:46,020
and I was well aware, of course,
that he would succumb from blood loss,
518
00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:47,522
if I didn't do something.
519
00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:50,108
Fortunately, I saw on his tag
that we had the same blood type,
520
00:38:50,275 --> 00:38:51,443
as I do with Rick,
521
00:38:51,526 --> 00:38:54,362
so I proceeded to sterilize
an immature stalk of bamboo.
522
00:38:54,946 --> 00:38:57,115
- Needless to say...
- Higgins.
523
00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:00,452
All right, Magnum.
524
00:39:01,536 --> 00:39:03,246
Begin sucking
on the end of the reed
525
00:39:03,329 --> 00:39:05,915
as if you were siphoning
gasoline from an automobile,
526
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:08,460
a procedure I'm sure
you've performed many times.
527
00:39:11,588 --> 00:39:13,047
Aren't you in a lot of pain?
528
00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:17,260
Have you started the flow?
529
00:39:21,848 --> 00:39:22,932
Got it.
530
00:39:23,057 --> 00:39:24,309
Good.
531
00:39:25,059 --> 00:39:27,437
Now, prepare Rick's arm
for the other end.
532
00:39:38,323 --> 00:39:39,616
Just stick it in?
533
00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:42,327
In the big vein.
534
00:39:43,244 --> 00:39:44,746
Turn it just a little bit.
535
00:39:45,288 --> 00:39:46,790
All right.
536
00:39:52,670 --> 00:39:54,464
Got it, I think.
537
00:39:54,798 --> 00:39:56,216
Good.
538
00:39:56,841 --> 00:39:59,052
Remove the reed in four hours.
539
00:39:59,302 --> 00:40:01,763
That should allow
a sufficient amount.
540
00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:04,224
Then what do we do for him?
What about the bullet?
541
00:40:04,432 --> 00:40:06,184
As far as I can tell
after examining him,
542
00:40:06,309 --> 00:40:07,811
the bullet is fine where it is.
543
00:40:07,894 --> 00:40:11,105
Doesn't appear to be near any
vital organs or the lungs or spine.
544
00:40:11,314 --> 00:40:14,025
As I'm sure you well know,
Mr. McKinney, the bullet was sterile,
545
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,152
pristinely so,
when it left the rifle barrel,
546
00:40:16,402 --> 00:40:19,364
so it doesn't pose any
immediate danger where it is.
547
00:40:19,656 --> 00:40:21,699
The only subsequent treatment
we can offer Rick,
548
00:40:21,783 --> 00:40:23,952
after stemming
the initial loss of blood,
549
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,747
is to keep the wound free of dirt
to prevent infection and fever,
550
00:40:28,248 --> 00:40:31,543
and do everything we can
to make him stronger.
551
00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:33,461
Rest and chicken soup.
552
00:40:33,545 --> 00:40:35,088
Precisely.
553
00:40:35,296 --> 00:40:38,091
Which my daughter,
Nata Ying, will gladly offer.
554
00:40:38,383 --> 00:40:39,676
Thank you.
555
00:40:39,759 --> 00:40:42,637
And thank you for the
hospitality of your village.
556
00:40:42,762 --> 00:40:44,222
Welcome to Ban Li.
557
00:40:44,472 --> 00:40:46,891
May your mission
be a successful one.
558
00:40:47,308 --> 00:40:49,310
Did you want to see
the helicopter now?
559
00:40:49,894 --> 00:40:51,688
You got it, buddy.
560
00:41:01,614 --> 00:41:02,991
You gonna be okay?
561
00:41:03,825 --> 00:41:06,703
In a few hours I'll be ready
to join in and do my part.
562
00:41:08,329 --> 00:41:10,373
I think you already have.
563
00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:23,177
Oh, yeah, about that guy
from Turkey...
564
00:41:24,304 --> 00:41:25,597
Corporal Ervacet.
565
00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:29,684
He was unfortunately killed by
the same sniper two days later
566
00:41:29,809 --> 00:41:31,561
as we were being evacuated.
567
00:41:35,189 --> 00:41:36,649
Pity.
568
00:41:47,035 --> 00:41:48,870
Where'd you find this chopper?
569
00:41:49,078 --> 00:41:51,331
I didn't find it.
Our friends here did.
570
00:41:51,414 --> 00:41:53,207
They've kindly offered
to loan it to us.
571
00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:55,835
- Where'd they get it?
- From us.
572
00:41:58,588 --> 00:42:00,048
Chopper.
573
00:42:02,992 --> 00:42:04,552
This thing must have
been here...
574
00:42:04,636 --> 00:42:06,346
Ten years, I'd say.
575
00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:08,806
Hey, listen,
I'm an airplane pilot.
576
00:42:08,890 --> 00:42:10,600
I don't know
a thing about slicks.
577
00:42:10,683 --> 00:42:12,560
If I could have fixed it myself,
I would've done so.
578
00:42:12,685 --> 00:42:15,188
If I told you guys it needed fixing,
you probably wouldn't be here.
579
00:42:15,605 --> 00:42:18,816
Well, that's just
real astute of you, Tyler.
580
00:42:19,859 --> 00:42:21,694
Nothing changes much, does it?
581
00:42:21,778 --> 00:42:24,572
Except the truth every
now and then, when it suits.
582
00:42:24,739 --> 00:42:25,782
I'm sorry.
583
00:42:25,865 --> 00:42:28,743
I just didn't want convincing you guys
any tougher on me than it already was.
584
00:42:28,826 --> 00:42:31,829
Now, I say we go on
from here and do our job.
585
00:42:32,121 --> 00:42:33,539
Our job?
586
00:42:33,665 --> 00:42:37,669
Our job, Tyler, includes checking
and repacking with grease every fitting,
587
00:42:37,919 --> 00:42:42,465
rebuilding the fuel pump, getting the
electrical system started and working,
588
00:42:42,548 --> 00:42:46,761
checking every moving part to
see if it's either cracked or dried out,
589
00:42:47,011 --> 00:42:50,181
and finding, God knows where,
some hydraulic fluid.
590
00:42:50,390 --> 00:42:52,350
And that's just for starters!
591
00:42:52,433 --> 00:42:54,852
Because if there's
any gas in that tank,
592
00:42:54,936 --> 00:42:56,312
it's gotta be purified.
593
00:42:56,604 --> 00:42:59,524
Well, hell, why don't we just
quit now and go on home?
594
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,985
Back to paradise.
Bye, bye, bye...
595
00:43:02,068 --> 00:43:03,277
No.
596
00:43:03,528 --> 00:43:05,530
We're not going back
to paradise.
597
00:43:05,613 --> 00:43:06,906
Not just yet,
598
00:43:07,031 --> 00:43:08,783
because Rick can't be moved.
599
00:43:08,992 --> 00:43:10,410
You want to sit around and wait?
600
00:43:10,618 --> 00:43:11,911
No, we're not gonna wait.
601
00:43:11,995 --> 00:43:13,997
Higgins stays here with Rick.
T.C., too.
602
00:43:14,038 --> 00:43:16,708
He fixes this thing, if he can.
603
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,209
And you and me...
604
00:43:22,588 --> 00:43:24,424
We go after J.J.
605
00:43:24,716 --> 00:43:26,843
Out of sight.
606
00:43:42,108 --> 00:43:43,526
How much further?
607
00:43:43,651 --> 00:43:46,029
Another couple of clicks,
straight ahead.
608
00:43:46,404 --> 00:43:48,740
We go in,
we go out before breakfast.
609
00:43:48,865 --> 00:43:49,866
No hassle.
610
00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:54,078
You keep looking around.
You seeing something I'm not?
611
00:43:54,287 --> 00:43:55,705
I don't know.
612
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,458
It's more like
I sense something.
613
00:44:00,293 --> 00:44:01,836
It's the action.
614
00:44:01,919 --> 00:44:03,755
I think someone's behind us.
615
00:44:04,005 --> 00:44:06,132
Well, in that case,
I'm not worried a bit.
616
00:44:06,758 --> 00:44:09,010
Really hard times are
in front of us.
617
00:44:09,135 --> 00:44:12,430
The only ones behind us are
Suragit and your pals. Let's go.
618
00:44:38,456 --> 00:44:41,584
All right, now, there's
a Vietnamese outpost
619
00:44:41,793 --> 00:44:44,295
about another click
straight ahead down the road.
620
00:44:44,796 --> 00:44:48,049
It's probably garrisoned
by no more than a squad.
621
00:44:48,257 --> 00:44:50,134
That's probably
where they got J.J.
622
00:44:52,095 --> 00:44:53,763
Let's go find out.
623
00:44:53,971 --> 00:44:54,972
Wait a sec.
624
00:44:56,307 --> 00:44:57,725
Before we do,
625
00:44:57,809 --> 00:45:01,145
there's just one other thing we
ought to take care of while we're here.
626
00:45:01,646 --> 00:45:02,980
What?
627
00:45:05,775 --> 00:45:06,984
Magnum.
628
00:45:08,111 --> 00:45:09,487
Higgins!
629
00:45:15,743 --> 00:45:19,789
I'm glad I caught up with you
before the excitement started.
630
00:45:20,790 --> 00:45:22,250
But even if I hadn't,
631
00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:25,292
I certainly would have been
useful as cover for your retreat.
632
00:45:25,419 --> 00:45:26,754
Be that as it may...
633
00:45:26,838 --> 00:45:29,132
Be that as it may, how the
hell did you catch up to us?
634
00:45:29,215 --> 00:45:31,259
Last time I saw you,
you were flat on your back
635
00:45:31,342 --> 00:45:32,885
with plants hanging out of you.
636
00:45:33,094 --> 00:45:35,221
Rand McNally, remember?
637
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:38,485
My shortcut eliminated at
least three hours from the trek.
638
00:45:38,766 --> 00:45:41,352
- If you had only consulted...
- Well, that's just great, Higgins.
639
00:45:44,021 --> 00:45:45,690
Why are you here?
640
00:45:46,566 --> 00:45:48,568
I wasn't going to get cheated.
641
00:45:53,698 --> 00:45:55,032
Yeah?
642
00:45:55,867 --> 00:45:59,287
Well, looks like
we're all gonna get cheated.
643
00:45:59,537 --> 00:46:01,038
Right here and now.